Yog koj npaj yuav los ua niam, koj yuav tsum npaj koj tus kheej rau tej yam kev nyuaj siab uas yuav tshwm sim tsuas yog vim koj lub neej yuav hloov ntau heev. Hauv kev xav. Tab sis nyob rau hauv kev xyaum, koj yuav tsum tau npaj koj tus kheej rau cov niam feat. Qhov twg tsis yog koj lossis tus menyuam xav tau, tab sis rau qee yam hauv zej zog uas nyob ib puag ncig koj xav tau tiag tiag.
Nws yog ib qho tseem ceeb kom nkag siab tias koj yuav tsis tau txais nqi zog lossis qhuas rau qhov kev ua yeeb yam no. Nws tsuas yog tias tam sim no koj tshuav txhua yam rau txhua tus, thiab yog tias koj tsis ua koj lub luag haujlwm zoo txaus, tib neeg yuav rau txim rau koj. Qhov teeb meem ntawm no yog tias cov nuj nqis dab neeg no tsis tuaj yeem them rov qab tag nrho, vim hais tias cov kev xav tau uas tib neeg tso rau pem hauv ntej yog qhov ua tsis tau tiav. Niaj hnub nimno niam yog zugzwang, txoj hauj lwm ntawm cov khoom nyob rau hauv lub rooj tsavxwm, nyob rau hauv uas tej kev txav yuav ua rau ib tug phem txoj hauj lwm. Koj.
Zoo siab koj tsis kam lees
Cov poj niam tab tom npaj rau yav tom ntej niam txij thaum yau, tab sis tsis tuaj yeem hais tias qhov no yuav pab tau lawv li cas. Vim tias "kev zoo siab ntawm kev ua niam txiv" zoo li yog qhov kev xaiv uas yuav tsum tau ua: tus poj niam uas tsis tau los ua niam yog suav tias yog qhov qis dua. Thiab tag nrho cov kev npaj rau yav tom ntej niam muaj, qhov tseeb, nyob rau hauv tas li hem thiab txwv. “Vim li cas koj quaj, nws ua rau koj mob? Koj yuav yug li cas? Lossis: "Tsis txhob sim nqa tej yam hnyav - koj tseem yuav tsum yug!" Lossis: "Saib nrog tus menyuam, tib lub sijhawm koj yuav ua haujlwm, koj yog leej niam yav tom ntej." Thiab txij li nws yog qhov tsis nkag siab tag nrho rau tus ntxhais me vim li cas nws tsim nyog txwv nws tus kheej, kev hem thawj yog siv: tus poj niam tsis muaj menyuam yog ib zaj dab neeg txaus ntshai rau cov ntxhais. Nws tsis zoo siab heev, nws lub neej yog khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob khoob Cov lus "Ua niam yog kev zoo siab" yeej tsis muaj nyob. Hloov chaw, tus ntxhais hnov tias: "Tsis ua niam yog qhov phem tshaj plaws." Nov yog qhov uas nws pib.
"Lub moos ticking!" vs "Koj xav li cas?"
Ib tug poj niam tsis muaj menyuam hnub nyoog tshaj 25 xyoos dhau los ua qhov kev tawm tsam los ntawm lwm tus, txawm tias nws npaj yuav muaj menyuam nyob rau yav tom ntej lossis tsis. Nws yuav tsum ua tam sim ntawd, vim tias tom qab ntawd nws yuav lig dhau lawm. Tag nrho nws cov kev ua tiav, cov phiaj xwm thiab kev npau suav raug txo qis yog tias lawv tsis cuam tshuam nrog kev ua niam ua txiv. Tsis muaj lus nug txog kev ua raws li nws tus kheej ciam teb: leej twg txiav txim siab nws tus kheej muaj cai tham nrog tus poj niam raws li kev ua txhaum cai.
Tab sis yuav ua li cas thaum tus poj niam thaum kawg cev xeeb tub (dawb los yog succumbing rau social pressure)? Muaj ib lub sijhawm luv luv ntawm kev pom zoo rau pej xeem: zoo siab nrog rau qhov kev txhawb nqa yav tom ntej thiab kev xav ntawm kev zoo siab. Thiab ces qhov "Koj xav li cas?" hom tig rau.
Kev sib raug zoo, uas tau ua phem rau niam txiv, tam sim no tsis tsuas yog txo nws txoj kev txhawb nqa, tab sis rau txim rau nws rau qhov kev xaiv no. Ib qho ntawm cov lus nug nrov tshaj plaws hauv cov lus qhia kev cai lij choj hauv online yog "Yuav ua li cas yog tias kuv tus tswv hauj lwm yuam kuv tawm vim kuv cev xeeb tub?". De jure, tus poj niam cev xeeb tub raug tiv thaiv; de facto, muaj ntau txoj hauv kev los yuam nws tawm ntawm nws tus kheej. “Koj xav li cas? Leej twg xav tau koj qhov kev mob nkeeg, hnub so koj niam, thiab koj tus kheej tom qab so haujlwm no, nrog lub taub hau khoob? Nyob rau tib lub sijhawm, tus poj niam nkag siab tias nws tsis tuaj yeem txiav tawm hauv txhua qhov xwm txheej, txawm tias qhov xwm txheej tsis txaus ntseeg tau tsim los ntawm kev ua haujlwm: nws yuav nyuaj dhau los nrhiav txoj haujlwm tshiab nrog tus menyuam me.
Tab sis qhov ntawd yog qhov teeb meem tsawg kawg nkaus. Peb twb tau sau txog punitive gynecology, cov neeg raug tsim txom tseem ceeb ntawm cov poj niam cev xeeb tub thiab cov poj niam hauv kev ua haujlwm. Ib tug poj niam yuav tsum npaj rau kev rudeness, ciam teb rau kev ncaj ncees sadism, uas yuav nrog nws thaum lub sij hawm cev xeeb tub. Cov neeg uas muaj hmoo txaus kom tsis txhob ntsib kev thab plaub ncaj ncees yuav tsum tau npaj rau qhov tseeb tias txij li thaum lawv cev xeeb tub lawv yuav tsum tau hais lus zoo rau lawv tus kheej. Tus poj niam cev xeeb tub tsis yog Lena, Masha lossis Olya, nws yog "niam". Qhov no yog li cas cov kws kho mob yuav tiv tauj nws los ntawm thawj zaug kev sab laj mus txog rau lub sijhawm thaum tus menyuam pib hu rau kws kho mob ntawm nws tus kheej. Tej zaum nws yuav zoo li qhov no yog qhov tsis tseem ceeb, tab sis qhov tseeb qhov kev thov rov hais dua no yog qhov kev xav ntawm tus cwj pwm ntawm tus poj niam: nws tsis yog ib tug neeg lawm, nws yog ib txoj haujlwm. Tsis yog ib qho kev kawm, tab sis yog ib qho khoom. Thiab lub luag hauj lwm ntawm cov khoom no nyob rau hauv lub moj khaum ntawm lub "zoo tagnrho niam" system yog tsis yooj yim sua. Ntawd yog, tus poj niam, los ntawm kev txhais, yog ib txoj haujlwm tsis muaj nqis. Ua txhaum. Tsuas yog vim hais tias lub kaw lus tsis muab rau tib txoj kev tseeb thiab raug. Muaj ob txoj hauv kev, thiab ob qho tib si tsis raug.
Qhov Chaw yug me nyuam vs C-section
Qhov kev xav thawj zaug uas tib neeg yuav ua rau koj yog qhov kev xav ntawm kev txhaum ua ntej tus menyuam, thiab txawm tias ua ntej nws yug los. Nws tsis txaus kom yug nws, koj yuav tsum tau yug me nyuam zoo kawg nkaus. Nyob rau tib lub sijhawm, txawm nws yug los, txhua yam yuav phem. Cov poj niam, ntsib nrog kev txaus ntshai ntawm kev tsim txom gynecology, muaj kev pheej hmoo rau lawv tus kheej thiab lawv cov menyuam, xaiv kev yug hauv tsev - tsuas yog kom tsis txhob rov qab los rau hauv txoj haujlwm ntawm tus neeg raug tsim txom tsis muaj zog. Thiab, yog hais tias muaj ib yam dab tsi mus tsis ncaj ncees lawm, tsuas yog lawv lawv tus kheej yuav raug liam, tau kawg. Cov poj niam uas yog contraindicated nyob rau hauv natural childbirth raug liam tias tsis txaus hlub rau tus me nyuam. Hauv Is Taws Nem, koj tuaj yeem pom ntau cov lus hais txog qhov tseeb tias "Caesarites" txawv ntawm lwm cov menyuam yaus (rau qhov phem dua, tau kawg). Lawm, tsis muaj pov thawj scientific rau qhov no, tab sis nws yog ib qho nyuaj rau tswj xyuas qhov kev xav zoo thaum lawv tso siab rau qhov mob siab tshaj plaws: niam phem, phem! Thiab txawm hais tias ib tug poj niam yug los nyob rau hauv tsev kho mob, qhov no yog ib qho kev raug mob. Vim: “Koj qw dab tsi, neeg ruam? Txhua tus ntawm no mob!” Thiab tom qab ntawd, thaum nws tham txog kev yug menyuam rau lwm tus hauv kev nrhiav kev txhawb nqa, nws tau hais tias "kev yug tsis sib haum xeeb txaus, vim tias koj tsis tau npaj zoo rau nws."
Kev pub niam mis rau menyuam "Hide Your Tits!"
Cov kauj ruam tom ntej yog pub tus menyuam mos, lub ntsiab lus nrov tshaj plaws rau holivars hauv Web. Proponents ntawm kev pub niam mis qhia rau ib tug poj niam tias nws lom nws tus me nyuam nrog nws tus kheej txhais tes yog hais tias nws pub nws nrog me nyuam mos mis. Kev pub niam mis rau menyuam tau dhau los ua kev cai dab qhuas, thiab nws cov neeg ua phem heev. Ib leej niam uas tsis kam pub niam mis rau menyuam raug liam tias ntxub nws tus menyuam. Ib leej niam uas tsis pub niam mis rau nws tus menyuam rau ntau yam laj thawj (nrog rau kev kho mob) raug liam tias tsis tau sim ua kom txaus vim - yog lawm - nws tsis hlub nws tus menyuam. Ib leej niam uas txiav txim siab pub niam mis rau nws tus menyuam kom txog rau thaum muaj hnub nyoog, thiab tsis txog thaum "nws tus kheej hws" rov yog niam phem. Kev pub niam mis rau menyuam tau hloov los ntawm txoj kev noj zaub mov rau hauv ib qho tseem ceeb ntawm kev ua leej niam zoo: yog tsis muaj nws, kev sib cuag nrog tus menyuam yog qhov tsis yooj yim sua, thiab nws tseem tsis tuaj yeem qhia koj txoj kev hlub rau tus menyuam hauv lwm txoj kev. Nws yog qhov ua tsis tau kiag li los tiv thaiv cov neeg sab nraud los ntawm kev pub niam mis - tus niam tshiab tsim muaj kev phom sij heev, thiab lawv txhoj puab heev.
Tib lub sijhawm, kev pub niam mis, paradoxically, kuj phem. Tiam sis, tib neeg lees txais kev pub niam mis rau hauv ib txoj kev: thaum nws tshwm sim hauv tsev, tom qab kaw qhov rooj. Hauv lwm lo lus, tus poj niam raug muab kaw nws tus kheej hauv plaub phab ntsa tsawg kawg ib xyoos, vim tias tsis muaj qhov xwm txheej twg koj yuav tsum pub menyuam yaus rau pej xeem. Pub mis rau menyuam tau muab piv rau kev tso quav rau pej xeem. Los ntawm qhov pom ntawm niam laus, "cov neeg ib txwm muaj mob." Leej niam ntawm tus me nyuam tshaib plab hu ua tus exhibitionist tsawg kawg - ib txwm, nws bared nws ob lub mis tsuas yog ua rau sawv daws poob siab. Thaum cov khaub ncaws tu neeg mob niaj hnub no raug txiav hauv txoj kev uas lub mis liab qab tsuas yog pom los ntawm kev saib ze, cov poj niam yuav tsum tau pub lawv cov menyuam hauv chav tshwj xeeb. Thiab yog tias tsis muaj chav - hauv chav dej. Thiab feem ntau, koj yuav tsum npaj koj lub hnub kom tsis txhob pub zaub mov sab nraum tsev. Nws tsis muaj teeb meem tias qhov no tsis tuaj yeem ua tau, vim tias cov mis nyuj tsis pub los ntawm ib teev, zoo li mis nyuj. Tab sis qhov no tsis cuam tshuam rau tib neeg, uas txuas ntxiv ua kom cov menyuam muaj kev zoo siab. Kev zoo siab yog kev zoo siab, tab sis tsis txhob twv pub rau pej xeem. Lub koom haum muaj kab lis kev cai poob siab ntawm qhov pom ntawm koj saggy boobs. Qhov twg, txawm li cas los xij, nws tsis pom, tab sis paub tseeb tias: 1) lawv sagged, thiab nws yog qhov qias heev uas qhov kev xav ua rau gag reflex; 2) koj tsuas yog neeg poob siab, thiab tsis pub koj tus menyuam tshaib plab; 3) yug - nws txhais tau hais tias nws yuav tsum mus rau kev yeem raug kaw. Nws feem ntau ua rau tus menyuam nyob hauv qhov chaw muaj neeg coob coob, thiab ntau dua li ntawd.
Ovulyashki thiab yazhemothers
Yog ib tug poj niam pheej yws yws txog kev nyuaj siab ntawm niam txiv, feem ntau nws raug rau txim: peb cov niam tau tsa peb yam tsis muaj cooker qeeb thiab cov pawm, thiab cov pog feem ntau yug hauv teb, thiab tsis muaj dab tsi! Tab sis qhov teeb meem tiag tiag tsis yog lub cev nyuaj npaum li cas los saib xyuas tus menyuam mos. Qhov teeb meem yog tias tus niam hluas nyob hauv Groundhog Hnub. Kev ua haujlwm ntawm niam txiv tsis yog qhov tsis muaj txiaj ntsig piv rau kev tshem tawm cov daus thaum lub caij ntuj nag: nws yog qhov tsis muaj qhov kawg 24/7 ua haujlwm uas tsis tau coj cov txiaj ntsig ntev thiab pom tau, nws yog lub voj voog tsis kawg ntawm kev ua rov ua dua. Nyob rau tib lub sijhawm, lub zej zog txo qis txoj haujlwm no: koj tsis ua dab tsi, tsuas yog zaum hauv tsev!
Qhov thib ob yog kev sib cais ntawm kev sib raug zoo: tus poj niam uas muaj menyuam yaus tsis tuaj yeem txais tos nyob txhua qhov chaw, txawm tias nws tsis pub niam mis thiab tsis poob siab rau zej zog nrog qhov no. Tab sis tus me nyuam nws tus kheej yog ib qho teeb meem: tej zaum nws qw, thiab qhov no annoys txhua leej txhua tus unbearably. Koj tsis tuaj yeem mus rau lub tsev noj mov nrog tus menyuam mos, nws yog qhov tsis xav tau tshwm sim nrog nws hauv kev thauj mus los hauv pej xeem, tshwj xeeb tshaj yog nyob rau hauv dav hlau, vim hais tias leej niam tsis tuaj yeem raug ncaws tawm ntawm lub dav hlau los ntawm kev ua txhaum rau nws pem hauv ntej ntawm lwm tus. Koj tsis tuaj yeem mus rau cov khw muag khoom nrog nws, vim tias nws muaj kev phom sij rau nws (mob, niam phem!), Thiab coj nws nrog koj mus rau txhua qhov chaw uas muaj kab ke feem ntau yog kev ua txhaum cai. Yog li, tus poj niam txoj kev ywj pheej ntawm kev txav mus los tsuas yog txwv rau plaub qhov chaw: nws tus kheej chav tsev, chaw ua si, chaw ua si, thiab chaw kho menyuam yaus. Ib tug poj niam uas ua txhaum cov cai uas tsis tau sau tseg no raug thuam los ntawm zej zog nrog lub npe menyuam yaus "Tua!" thiab liam nws ntawm kev ntws cov peev txheej sab hauv ntawm cov neeg nyob ib puag ncig nws, vim tias supposedly "txhua tus tshuav nws". Tab sis qhov ntawd tsis yog tag nrho: tso tus me nyuam hauv tsev kom muaj kev lom zem kuj yog qhov tsis xav tau, vim tias: "Vim li cas koj thiaj li yug nws? Puas kam tso tus niam loj thiab niam yau?”
Tib txoj hauv kev los daws qee qhov kev sib cais - hauv Internet. Kev sib txuas lus hauv Web, tau kawg, yuav tsis hloov qhov kev ywj pheej ploj, tab sis nws tuaj yeem ua rau lub neej yooj yim dua rau niam hluas. Yog li ntawd, nws tuaj rau Net xav zoo li ib feem ntawm zej zog dua. Tab sis nws zoo li ib yam khoom thuam.
Kev Niam Txiv yog ib txoj hauv kev zoo nkauj, kho kom zoo rau lub hom phiaj tseem ceeb tshaj plaws - kom muaj sia nyob ntawm tus menyuam. Tias yog vim li cas leej niam tau ntev heev xav tias yuav luag ib qho kab mob nrog tus menyuam, qhov no tso cai rau nws los saib xyuas nws instinctively. Thiab qhov kev txheeb xyuas ntawm tus kheej nrog tus me nyuam, ntawm chav kawm, yog tshwm sim hauv tus cwj pwm thiab kev hais lus ntawm leej niam: yog, qhov "peb noj, peb pooped" yog qhov qub. Kev ntxhov siab ntawm niam txiv, yuam tus poj niam siv sij hawm sib tham txog "xim ntawm poop" ntawm lub rooj sab laj, kuj yog ib txwm muaj. Diminutive suffixes thiab "niam" slang nrog tag nrho nws lub plab thiab cov menyuam yaus kuj yog ib txwm: hormonal keeb kwm cuam tshuam rau kev xav, kev xav cuam tshuam rau kev hais lus.
Tab sis rau tib neeg, qhov no dhau los ua ib lub sijhawm rau kev txaj muag thiab thuam ib tug poj niam: cia peb tham txog kev ovulation tus neeg ruam, nws funny heev!
Klusha vs Cuckoo
Tsis xav tias thaum tus me nyuam tawm hauv lub hnub nyoog me me, tus niam nruab nrab twb qaug zog los ntawm niam txiv mus rau qhov kev xav ntawm lub hlwb. Txhua yam nws xav tau tam sim no yog los ua ib tug neeg, ib tug neeg laus uas muaj txoj cai los pab nws tus kheej cov kev xav tau, thiab tsis yog cov kev xav tau ntawm tus menyuam xwb. Tab sis, hmoov tsis, nws yuav tsis raug tso cai no: ib tug me nyuam nyob mus ib txhis. Nws tseem yuav tsum tau ua lub feat ntawm leej niam txhua hnub nyob rau hauv lub npe ntawm leej twg paub dab tsi. Nws yuav tsum koom nrog kev sib tw txhua hnub rau qhov khoom plig dab qhuas, thaum muaj ntau tus neeg sib tw nyob ib puag ncig nws: "Koj Vasya puas tau mus rau lub lauj kaub? Tsis yog? Coj txawv txawv, tab sis peb twb tau zaum hauv ib xyoos. “Koj tseem tsis tau kawm paj huam nrog Masha? Thiab nws yog lub sijhawm, nws yog lub sijhawm, tom qab peb nws yuav lig dhau lawm! Ntawm no peb yog… "Kev loj hlob thaum ntxov vs. niam txiv ntuj tsim. Kev kawm tshuaj vs. tshuaj tiv thaiv txoj haujlwm. Montessori vs. Doman. Txawm nws xaiv los xij, nws hnyav dua. suav nrog yam nws xaiv tsis yog rau tus menyuam, tab sis rau nws tus kheej.
Tom qab tag nrho, yog tias tus poj niam nyiam rov qab los rau hauv zej zog (ua haujlwm, ntsib phooj ywg, mus ncig thiab ua haujlwm yam haujlwm), nws yuav cia li ua tus cuckoo. Tus niam phem uas coj tus me nyuam los rau hauv lub ntiaj teb no los muab pov rau cov neeg txawv. Kev puas siab puas ntsws uas tus menyuam xav tias yuav tau txais nyob rau hauv rooj plaub no yuav ua rau nws lub neej tawg. Yog li ntawd, koj yuav tsum nyob twj ywm tsis yog ib tug poj niam, tab sis ib tug appendage rau ib tug me nyuam kom ntev li ntev tau, puas yog?
No, tsis muaj tseeb. Vim thaum ntawd nws yuav ua niam ua txiv. Ib leej niam uas traumatizes ib tug me nyuam los ntawm tying nws rau nws daim tiab - es tsis txhob muab nws txoj kev ywj pheej thiab cia nws loj hlob raws li ib tug neeg. Ib leej niam uas yuav tsis hwm cov menyuam vim nws tsis muaj leej twg: tsuas yog ib tug niam tsev thiab tus neeg zov me nyuam xwb.
Thiab lo lus phem "kev raug mob" yuav dai rau koj zoo li ntaj ntawm Damocles. Tus niam zoo yog tus uas tsis ua mob rau tus menyuam. Qhov teeb meem yog tias cov menyuam yaus dheev pib suav hais tias yog cov neeg raug mob feem ntau ntawm txhua yam, thiab ua rau raug mob hnyav thiab irreparably. Nyob mus ib txhis. Thiab tsuas yog koj lub luag haujlwm rau qhov no, vim koj yog leej niam. Thiab qhov ntawd txhais tau tias koj yuav tsum sim ntau dua.
Ntawm no yog ib txoj kev uas peb tsis muaj peev xwm ua tau, vim hais tias cov xwm txheej ntawm qhov teeb meem tsis txhais hais tias txoj kev daws teeb meem. Thiab qhov phem tshaj plaws yog tias nws yuav luag tsis muaj peev xwm tsis kam ua kom tiav qhov kev ua yeeb yam no, vim tias lawv tswj hwm koj nrog kev pab ntawm kev xav muaj zog: nrog kev pab ntawm koj txoj kev hlub rau koj tus menyuam. Tib yam uas koj ua tau yog xaiv lwm txoj haujlwm rau koj tus kheej. Ua ib leej niam zoo. Tsis zoo tag nrho, tsis txheem, tab sis tsuas yog zoo txaus. Vim qhov ntawd txaus rau tus menyuam. Nws tsis xav tau ib tug niam zoo. Nws tsuas xav tau ib tug niam zoo txaus uas hlub nws xwb.
Tab sis nws yog ib qho kev xaiv nyuaj, vim tias koj yuav tau tawm tsam lub zej zog uas xav tau kev ua niam ua txiv zoo los ntawm koj. Yog li ntawd, yog tias koj tseem tsis tau ua niam, koj tuaj yeem pab lwm tus niam. Tsis txhob thov qhov tsis yooj yim sua los ntawm lawv, thiab tom qab ntawd nws yuav yooj yim rau koj los tawm tsam cov neeg uas thov qhov tsis yooj yim ntawm koj.